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miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

Anonymous:
you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
Me:

pluckyyoungdonna:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Listerine enema oh my god

mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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dancingmachin3:

MICHAEL JACKSON WAS AND STILL IS THE REAL DEFINITION OF SWAG!

h3adphonez:

it makes me feel better knowing she’s an assassin

(Source: corneliapornelia)

bowtied:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

textsfromxavieracademy:

girlwithgoldeyes:

GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS

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PLOT TWIST:

THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”


PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY

HALP

this is my most reblogged text post

why

hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and doing a double take at that

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(Source: thegirlwithgoldeyes)

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

allen-francis:

maggins:

faeries-everywhere:

when is it going to be the other way round

does this count?

Oh, I think that one counts. 

(Source: snowwhties)

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

MCU Cast + Google *

(Source: petervquill)

Playing the “of course” game but with compliments. The first person to laugh loses.

gayeon used ‘puppy eyes’ against minwoo. it was super effective!

noelanthony:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Tiny Lightning Bolt